So I am currently thinking of what to write about for my contemporary issue in AP English. Should it be about the invisible children in Uganda? Or the Northern Ireland Catholic vs. Protestant issue in….Northern Ireland. What affects me the most? Well, to be honest, none of this stuff really affects me. Maybe I should write about the AIDS epidemic. How this AIDS epidemic is rapidly spreading, and there is no cure! So what should we do to stop this? NO! Illegal human trafficking in…the US? or in Africa? Let’s search online. Human trafficking in the Middle East. And how this is like caused partially because many women are trying to flee the Iraq war and get into…prostitution! dun dun dun. How to fix this? We join in on the party! No no, that’s not a good idea. Something satirical. Something extremely ridiculous…like eating Irish babies. Perhaps, to help control human trafficking and eventually stop it, we must…I got nothing. Maybe I should switch my topic to abortion, television violence, gambling?
I GOT IT. Okay this is my modest proposal: To stop teen violence from disrupting our hard working society, we must relocate them and place them in a “concentration camp” (just not as evil as Hitler). Perhaps in Greenland? Haha what a nice place to live. Okay I’m going to go write this now. Perhaps I will post this up later…LATER
